Game · Frosty Pop, Strange Scaffold
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
- Steam Deck Verified
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Before you buy
- Redeem on
- Steam clientPC: Windows. Needs a free Steam account.
- Activates in
- Europe and UK. Activates on accounts registered in 32 countries: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom.Activates on accounts registered in the EU, EEA, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.Will not activate on accounts registered in North America, Asia, Latin America or Oceania.
- You get
- A digital activation keyStandard edition. No disc, no box.
- Delivery
- To your account and by emailDelivered to your account and by email once it is ready. Some orders get a short manual check first.
Trailers and screenshots
About this game
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!
Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.
Features
Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Description, images and details are taken from this product's Steam page.
Details
- Developer
- Strange Scaffold
- Publisher
- Frosty Pop, Strange Scaffold
- Released
- 29 Jan, 2026
- Genres
- Strategy, Simulation
- Runs on
- Windows
- Activates on
- Steam client, Europe and UK
- Interface
- English
- Controller
- Full controller support
- Single-player
- Steam Achievements
- Full controller support
- Camera Comfort
- Color Alternatives
- Custom Volume Controls
- Keyboard Only Option
- Mouse Only Option
- Playable without Timed Input
- DualShock Controller Support
- DualSense Controller Support
- Steam Cloud
- Family Sharing
In this game, you will follow readouts of the simulated futures of alien babies and "watch" as they commit war crimes, get addicted to recreational drugs, become cannibals, find love, put down their favorite pets, acquire corporations, get used for medical experiments, become intergalactic stars, get hunted by the rich for sport, blow up toxic sludge pipelines, commit suicide, win the lottery, and many, many other things in-between. You will buy, sell, and short stocks based off of these events. You will likely become very angry at least once when a baby who you are financially incentivized to watch crash and burn pulls their life together. And that's okay. If you feel uncomfortable at any point while playing, please take a break from playing and speak to someone you trust.
System requirements
Windows
| Component | Minimum |
|---|---|
| OS | 10 |
| Processor | @ 2GHz |
| Memory | 4 GB RAM |
| Graphics | Intel HD Graphics 2000 |
| Storage | 2 GB available space |
| Sound Card | Please. |
Activating it on Steam client
- Open the Steam client and sign in.
- Choose Games in the top menu, then Activate a Product on Steam.
- Paste the key and confirm. It appears in your library.
The key is listed for the Europe and UK. Activates on accounts registered in 32 countries: Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom. region. Read how regions work before you buy.